Clark Kent is So Silly

My dog was attacked by another dog today.

. identiffy:

lolclarkkent:

While I was waiting in the veterinary hospital for them to suture him up, a customer approached me and asked if I would model for a sports bra company that she worked for.

This day has been too weird.

That’s weird. Sutures? :o What happened to your dog?

and of course, did you agree for that model position? ;D

A neighbor’s dog got loose and came over to say hi, but then bit Milo (he’s a standard blue poodle). It was a small bite but really deep so he had to have it sutured up at the nearest veterinary hospital. So now the owners owe us $300 and a guarantee that their dogs won’t get loose again. They get out ALL THE TIME. It’s pissed everyone off for years but I don’t think they’d attacked anybody until last Friday and that’s why no one called the cops.

I’ve checked out the sports bra company’s website and it seems legit. So I’m going to call them today and leave a message saying I’d like to do it :) But I’m taking my dad with me to meet them first and talk about payment…I’m not totally naïve. At last, my boobs are coming in handy! No friggin’ pun intended. The offer came just in time, too: I’m scheduled for a consult next Monday for breast reduction.

1. lolclarkkent reblogged this from identiffy and added:

   Oh I won’t need one, I’m going in for surgery in a couple of months :P Poor kitty! Did he get bitten too? The owners...

2. identiffy reblogged this from lolclarkkent and added:

   It’s awful that it took all of that for them to finally keep their dogs controlled. D: I hope your poodle gets well soon...

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