September 2012
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August 2012
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Clark Kent is So Silly: identiffy: lolclarkkent: FUCKING BUG CRAWLING NEXT TO ME ON THE SHEET... →
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FUCKING BUG CRAWLING NEXT TO ME ON THE SHEET IN THE DARK WHILE I’M ON THE COMPUTER. DIDN’T EVEN CHECK TO SEE IF IT WAS AN INSECT OR A SPIDER. JUST GROUND IT INTO HELL WITH MY PAJAMA’D ELBOW I FUCKING HATE HOW BUGS JUST SAUNTER INTO THIS FUCKING HOUSE LIKE…
Yahoo! Answers says that “They don’t cause any problems and they won’t bite you” BUT FUCK ALL THAT IF THEY DIDN’T WANT TO CAUSE PROBLEMS THEY WOULDN’T BE IN MY BASEMENT, WAITING FOR ME TO WALK DOWN UNSUSPECTINGLY IN THE SEMI-DARK TO POUNCE AT MY FEET AND FACE I mean just look at those EVIL CONNIVING FACES
WHY DID YOU SHOW THESE TO ME NOW I’M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES FOREVER AND I JUST REALIZED I HAVE A FRESH BITE ON MY WRIST AND I DON’T KNOW IF IT’S SPIDER OR MOSQUITO OR WHAT OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO KILL ALL OF THEM AND THEIR BLOOD WILL POUR DOWN LIKE A MONSOON
THEN THEIR CHILDREN WILL SEEK REVENGE AND I’LL KILL THEM SOME MORE
OH I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN FOR IT TO FREAK YOU OUT BUT AT LEAST IT WASN’T A JERUSALEM CRICKET (don’t look it up unless you WANT nightmares for months)
ALL OF THESE DISGUSTING BUGS TOTALLY DESERVE FOR THEIR BLOOD TO BECOME MONSOONS! But as soon as their children come for revenge, I’m getting out because there’s no way I’m going to just sit there and be a target for 30x the original amount of bugs ;n; ;n;
Ew the Jerusalem cricket looks like it’s a doping Olympian lol
Clark Kent is So Silly: identiffy: lolclarkkent: FUCKING BUG CRAWLING NEXT TO ME ON THE SHEET... →
lolclarkkent.tumblr.com
FUCKING BUG CRAWLING NEXT TO ME ON THE SHEET IN THE DARK WHILE I’M ON THE COMPUTER. DIDN’T EVEN CHECK TO SEE IF IT WAS AN INSECT OR A SPIDER. JUST GROUND IT INTO HELL WITH MY PAJAMA’D ELBOW I FUCKING HATE HOW BUGS JUST SAUNTER INTO THIS FUCKING HOUSE LIKE…
Yahoo! Answers says that “They don’t cause any problems and they won’t bite you” BUT FUCK ALL THAT IF THEY DIDN’T WANT TO CAUSE PROBLEMS THEY WOULDN’T BE IN MY BASEMENT, WAITING FOR ME TO WALK DOWN UNSUSPECTINGLY IN THE SEMI-DARK TO POUNCE AT MY FEET AND FACE I mean just look at those EVIL CONNIVING FACES
WHY DID YOU SHOW THESE TO ME NOW I’M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES FOREVER AND I JUST REALIZED I HAVE A FRESH BITE ON MY WRIST AND I DON’T KNOW IF IT’S SPIDER OR MOSQUITO OR WHAT OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO KILL ALL OF THEM AND THEIR BLOOD WILL POUR DOWN LIKE A MONSOON
THEN THEIR CHILDREN WILL SEEK REVENGE AND I’LL KILL THEM SOME MORE
FUCKING BUG CRAWLING NEXT TO ME ON THE SHEET IN THE DARK WHILE I’M ON THE COMPUTER. DIDN’T EVEN CHECK TO SEE IF IT WAS AN INSECT OR A SPIDER. JUST GROUND IT INTO HELL WITH MY PAJAMA’D ELBOW I FUCKING HATE HOW BUGS JUST SAUNTER INTO THIS FUCKING HOUSE LIKE IT’S A GYM
Right! What the fuck do you think you’re doing in my basement, jumping at me when I try to do laundry, jackass cricket-spider things?! ; n ;
OHMYGOD CRICKETSPIDER HYBRIDS. GOODBYE WORLD. THIS IS THE END. I’M GONNA GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF.
