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I only know what shawarma is because I watched The... →
I guess that makes me kinda dumb. :x
Shawarma is food of the gods T^T
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Awesome Movie Tips
I just came out of Iron Man 3. Just…throw them in the water. Throw them in the water. You’re surrounded by ocean. PUT THEM IN THE GODDAMN WATER SERIOUSLY GUYS. EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.
But overall it was pretty fun. I found out that if you wait for everyone else to leave the auditorium, people actually leave half-full bags of popcorn standing upright on the floor!
I have so much free...
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Thanks for caring everybody :P
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The 66-year-old white lady who’s visiting the house I’m looking after had an argument with me about rape a couple of nights ago. She’s the cousin of the woman I’m house-sitting for. She was trying to convince me that when it comes to sexual abuse, “what happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom and is no one else’s business” and that the only kind of...
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April 2013
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Clark Kent is So Silly: Jokes needed →
cyantons:
lolclarkkent:
The woman I’m housesitting for has a cousin, Susan, a woman who is entitled to everything because she’s in her sixties. This Susan decided to waltz on in the day she informed me she would be waltzing in - no call in advance, no nothing, just BAM, I’m here, deal with it. Then she decides to clean…
A man enters a café and sits down at a table. The waiter comes over to...
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Jokes needed
The woman I’m housesitting for has a cousin, Susan, a woman who is entitled to everything because she’s in her sixties. This Susan decided to waltz on in the day she informed me she would be waltzing in - no call in advance, no nothing, just BAM, I’m here, deal with it. Then she decides to clean the house and all of my stuff goes missing. Then she won’t let me turn on the...
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This is as close as I ever want to be to being...
My teeny, nine-inch garter snake gets an official sex screening tomorrow. I’m thinking Asklepios or Nag for a boy and River or Kexy for a girl, but I might just continue to call it Little Baby, the gender-neutral nickname that was supposed to be temporary.
SO FUCKING EXCITED OH MY GOD I HAVE A BABY
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identiffy: Erica Durance is way hotter though! I...
Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh. Kreuk’s Lohan-like inability to use different voices for different characters may annoy the fuck out of me but I think she’s way hotter than Durance. Like. Way. Hotter.
But I know how frustrating it is to have that one stupid actor whose character clearly needs to be killed off. I won’t name names…the Tumblverse would lose its shit
The creator has...
toughpeopledo asked: I think most people ship Lois and Clark because that's the way it's supposed to be. Lois and Clark are the soulmates. They're the ones who end up together. It has always been that way. As far as Smallville specifically goes, I personally found the whole Lana and Clark situation annoying. When they were together, they were cute together but the problem was that they could never stay...
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identiffy: where is the Lois love ;c
I don’t know why but I’ve always shipped Clana. Maybe it’s because Lana “got there” before Lois did. To me, Lana symbolized the days when Smallville was watcahable; Lois remained on the show as it declined in later seasons. For me. I’m just sayin’.
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So that snake I caught and lost on Easter...
I recaptured it last night in the kitchen! Booked it to PetSmart today for a terrarium and a water dish. It is now attempting to either escape the terrarium or commit suicide. It’ll probably hang itself while I’m out of the house. :/
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farmboyturnedsuperhero asked: you made my day so much better i literally went through this whole blog. thank you so much.
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Welcoming a new mini-meme tonight: Hick Clark. Hope you like him. He just wants to have you over for a nice, old-fashioned barbecue after the game. Kansas :)
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I am not an American.
But I have become as fond of America as I am my home country and I believe in it.
Everyone involved in the investigation of the Boston bombing – the FBI, Boston police, state police, anyone who was able to provide even the smallest bit of information to authorities – all contributed to finding the suspect a mere four days after the disaster occurred.
If this man is innocent, I trust you will...
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I think someone just dared to incorrectly correct...
I was told that I had mistakenly used “your” instead of “you’re” in a sentence that would have made no sense had “you are” been in it.
Seriously?
Seriously.
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